goat master

One who fornicates with goats. May also wear a hat with "goat master" written on it.

Goat master
Raping 'em faster
Psudo goth kid is a rapin' it up!

by The Digerati January 9, 2005

A fugly goat master

when you pull out off a girl then blow it in her face while screaming iyecarumba and drizzling chocolate all over her face making her convulse and make goat like noises.
(note... after many fgm's girls cease to become sexually able to produce orgasms)

Cheri was never the smame after i gave her a fugly goat master.

by Bryan Desjardens January 13, 2009

haystack goat masher

When two hillbilly's mash their nuts together after harvesting second crop hay.

When my cousin Terry and I got off the tractor. We went and had ourself a haystack goat masher.

by Thehillbilly6969 October 5, 2018

götmaster

göt = ass
hence, götmaster = one who has mastered the göt

Timmy has truely mastered the göt, he is the götmaster

by cubon August 26, 2005