Goal Post

A girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. Known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.

Dude 1: "Do you think she is a virgin?"

Dude 2: "No dude, she's such a goal post. The whole football team has slept with her!"

by smokeybear9000 February 22, 2011

goal post

A tattoo located on a girls lower back(tramp stamp) used as a marker for ejaculation when having sex doggie style.

"Dude, i was tapen it from behind and i tottally made it over the goal post."

by gothicprincess29 July 21, 2006

Goal post

(n). The spoiler on the back of a souped up 4 cylinder car. Often bigger than the car itself.

Whoa. Did you see the size of that goal post on the back of that go kart on the interstate?

by boggler February 20, 2019

field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post

We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear

by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008

goal posts

n. Brief un-needed over-hyped social media descriptions of a minor event or a string of minor events such as every basket and foul in an NBA game.

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Every day there are crazy notes in my mailbox about the economy. I am going to put them all in my trash folder with the all the complaints about the FIFA peace prize and the ongoing wars.

Time to move the goal posts? Again?

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.

When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

by thejimler May 5, 2015

Goalpost Shifter

The worst type of Nintendo bootlicker who defends their multi-million dollar company when :
1. There's a criticism of Nintendo when they shut down fan stuff borrowing their IPs.
2. There's a criticism from fanboys of rival consoles.
3. They lose an argument, some of them start mocking their colloquist at this point.

Here we go there's a Goalpost Shifter under a Twitter post criticising Nintendo shutting down Youtubers who upload their OSTs.

by Shiine-1 February 2, 2022