goal hanger

A centre forward in the game of football (soccer) who does nothing all game except stand within 6 yards of the goal to score easy goals.

also used a metaphor for someone who doesn't try at anything but gets the results through luck and other people's endeavors.

He is such a goal hanger!

by matt February 11, 2004

goathanger

One who Loses to Abzurath, but thinks he can kick his ass in real life.
or
One who's Wang is of proficient size.
or
or two hangers fasioned to resemble a goat.

OUCH !!!! don't touch my goathanger.
Man you are such a goathanger.

by Goat'sdaddy July 9, 2004

goalhanger

Someone who only looks for a tap-in and shows no heart and ain’t really about the life.

Jonno ain’t no goalhanger he been on the track banging music from day

by BACathletes April 15, 2021