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When a guy cums in his hand then flicks it across his girls face while shouting "Go web!"
Catch your cum in your hand, Shout "Go Web" and backhand flick it into your girls face
go web by simon smith123 March 7, 2008
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when you're fisting someone and you open your hand inside of them
'did you go web her?'

'hellz yeah i did.'
go web by Clararevel November 2, 2007

go web go 

A special way to finger a girl. Take the middle and ring finger and stick it into her vagina and pull towards your palm, like Spider Man.
Dude, Jack dressed up like Spider Man for Halloween, and was doin' the go web go on this girl by the end of the night!
go web go by RandomHero0815 January 1, 2007
much like how spiderman's web comes from his wrist while he says "go, go, web!", a go go web is when a gum has sperm in his hand and says "go, go, web!" while flicking the sperm at one of his mates. works best when drunk
"dude! dwayne just pulled a go-go web on coop
go-go web by Nereid9 April 25, 2006

go to my website 

strategy brought to light by mitt romney - a way of dodging difficult questions or situations you aren't prepared to address
Boss: Hey Bill, did you finish the report addressing our concern on declining revenues??
Bill: I invite you to go to my website, you'll find all the details there

Son: Mom, what's for dinner
Mom: i encourage you to go to my website, i think if you do it will become clear
go to my website by kmpistol October 22, 2012

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