a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshit
until they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.
You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.
strategy brought to light by mitt romney - a way of dodging difficult questions or situations you aren't prepared to address
Boss: Hey Bill, did you finish the report addressing our concern on declining revenues??
Bill: I invite you to go to my website, you'll find all the details there
Son: Mom, what's for dinner
Mom: i encourage you to go to my website, i think if you do it will become clear