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First said by Bender in the Breakfast Club : "I think your old man and my old man should go bowling", to Brian.

Said when two people need to talk, and has also evolved to mean when two people are just so similar they have to get together.
"I think your old man and my old man should go bowling."

"Your mom is insane... my mom would never do that. I think your old woman and my old woman should go bowling."

"Our boyfriends sound so alike! I think your boyfriend and my boyfriend should go bowling."
go bowling by EmilyElle September 6, 2005
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go bowling

going bowling means NOT having sex
its like NOT having sex
go bowling by this is true August 1, 2005

go bowling

A phrase used to tell people you want to pack bowls or can be used in past tense "Went Bowling" to say that you packed bowls and your high or in present form "Bowling" to describe someone currently burnin.
1) Hey John I just picked up you want to " go bowling" ?

IM downnnnnn

2) Hey Sebass your eyes are red as the devils dick
No shit I "went Bowling".

3) Yo fool where you at? via text
Bowling behind the dumpster dawg.
go bowling by chris151 July 23, 2010

let's go bowling! 

Interjection

(1)What an annoying character on Grand Theft Auto IV asks by phone. Unlike other characters on the game, he constantly annoys you with: let's go play darts!, go drinking!, ect.
(2)Said to be irelalantly humorous, especially said in serious matters.
Roman: Hey cousin, let's go bowling!
Niko: For the last fucking time, Roman, I don't want to go bowling!

NEED TO GO BOWLING 

TELLING SOMEONE THAT IS IN EVERYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS, THEY NEED TO GO BOWLING SO THEY CAN LEARN TO STAY IN THEIR LANE AND MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS
Bobo axed: whet you talkin' bout? I sed, you worried bout the wrong thang! you need to go bowling!! Bobo sed what dat mean? I sed, it mean you need to stay in your lane and mind yo own damn business
NEED TO GO BOWLING by G.B. WIGGLES September 6, 2019

Wanna go bowling? 

Euphemism for hot rough gay sex.
“Hey man, wanna go bowling?”
“Sure what time?”
“6 o’clock”

Wanna go bowling? 

Euphemism for hot rough gay sex
“Hey wanna go bowling?”
“( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
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