Noun; A person who recognizes the
awesomeness that is Evan Peters.
Evan-gelicals are usually lethally beautiful girls with sharp wits and
sweet personalities who are more likely to hold the
door for someone than take a selfie in public. Occasionally, though, Evan-gelicals are confident males who have mad skills with girls, and who usually have dimples and kinetic smiles.
Evan-gelicals have an unwavering belief that Evan Peters should be in absolutely everything, and will often be heard uttering the phrase "Needs more Evan Peters", much as the phrase "Needs more cowbell" was applied to rock
music of the olden days.
They will also Evan-gelize any non-believers in the
awesomeness of Evan Peters, even regarding the infamous Carl's
Jr Quicksilver commercial.
They're not a
cult, but if you accused Evan-gelicals of this, they'
d probably just laugh, because, how awesome was Evan Peters in AHS
Cult, after all?! You just opened yourself up for an Evan-gelization!
Evan-gelicals who didn't notice how great Evan Peters was during their first viewing of American Horror Story because of his exemplary skills that allow him to disappear into a character and just become that character, but who eventually woke to his skills during a second binge watch viewing, are known as born again Evan-gelicals.
Steph: What are you being for Halloween?
Lila: Probably one of Tate's dead cheerleaders.
Steph: I didn't know you were that into Murder
House!?
Lila: I wasn't! Maybe I was too young. Around Freak Show, I noticed how
good Evan Peters was, and saw how the dearth of his presence left Roanoke so flat and empty. Then I went back and re-watched from the beginning, as a born again Evan-gelical! *giggles* Am I bad???
Steph: No, I think it's cute!
Lila: Yeah. Evan-gelical. It's a thing.
or
Kyle: How would you rate all the seasons of AHS?
Madison: They're all great! But as an Evan-gelical? I obviously thought
Cult was the best because it had the most Evan Peters. He played, like, six
people. And he was great as all of them! Roanoke was my least favorite because Evan Peters was barely in it. It just needed more Evan Peters.
or
Dan: The Fox version of Quicksilver sucks. What's with the
Hot Topic outfit and the breakfast
sandwich?
Ruthie: That's blasphemous! *laughs, because Evan-gelicals are cute and witty* I thought that commercial was
adorable! Besides, didn't he get everyone talking and interested in the movie doing that spot? The ad worked.
Dan: *scoffs* Put enough
time into thinking about a Carl's Jr ad?
Ruthie: *shrugs* Well, I'm an Evan-gelical. He can do no wrong.
