gnawler

A gnawler is a person that you wake up next to after a night of binge drinking. They are laying on your arm. You are so appalled by the person sleeping next to you that you would rather gnaw your arm off rather than taking a chance on waking them up.

I woke up with a gnawler this morning. I'm never gonna' drink that much again!
I thought my last blind date was ugly, but this one was a real gnawler!
You have never really been drunk until you wake up with a gnawler.

by Brugmansia April 29, 2011

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Gawler

A small town in the northern suburbs of adelaide , were inbreeding , the lack of regard for road rules and death of boredom occur on a regular basis

Prided on being the best of town and country ? how and why ?

It's local public school , gawler high ensures that future generations of Gawler residents will remain unable to read but able to reproduce at rapid rates

Best to be avoided

Although he can be said , if your looking for a town to die in .... you've found your place

Person 1 - I'm going to gawler today

Person 2 - We can't be friends anymore

Person 1 - I love gawler

Person 2 - We can't be friends anymore

Girl - I come from gawler

Boy - Oh ... right .... this isn't going to work

by Fishonbread April 25, 2011

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Gnarler

A warrior skilled in the art of being gnarly.

J DEF: Did you see that fight last night? That dude kicked the bouncers ass!

J CRILLZ: Bro, dude was a gnarler.

by Mithfen September 7, 2009

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gnawledge

gnawledge n. (word-portmanteau: gnaw + suffix ledge; cf. knowledge) mechanical knowledge that is obtained by "gnawing" facts rather than conceptually interpreting them.

When Bacon pronounced "knowledge is power," he meant real knowledge, not gnawledge.

by Mikhail Epstein November 15, 2003

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