Not a very good school. Most teachers are ok but some are just so bad you won’t wanna live.
They mostly aim for the stage 3 boys to get into trouble. The boys can’t even throw a ball while the girls can run around literally punching each other and talking about boys.
Boy 1: Oh yeah, I can’t wait to go to high school. Galston Public School is so bad.
Boy 2: yeah same. I got in trouble for throwing a tennis ball. Wow
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.