Glurpin 

A glurpin is a situation when outcomes are different but you benefit from it.

Paying taxes based on percentage and not finite dollar amount is not fair but it's also glurpin.

Glurpin by LazyBoy76 September 18, 2021

glurpin 

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.

Person 1: These lockdowns are hurting my business
Person 2: That's terrible, but the lockdowns are better for the most amount of people, even if some have to suffer. What a glurpin.

glurpin by Ron64 September 18, 2021

glurpin 

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.

Capitalism in imperfect in its raw form, but overall it's a glurpin.

glurpin by JustTrying September 21, 2021

glurpin 

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.

Capitalism has it's failings, but overall it's a glurpin.

glurpin by JustTrying September 21, 2021

Glupping

The reverse of gulping. The process of your shit retracting into your ass instead of expelling

Guy: Man I had to shit so bad but then I just began glupping and I don't feel the need anymore.

Glupping by Ryunoku December 16, 2021

Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.

Chris loves a good gurping session.

Gurping by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020

gnurping 

gnurping is when you do extra things in a game that go beyond mere completion (speedruns, 100% completion, no-hit runs, low turn count runs, score attack, limiting yourself from using items, certain spells, etc)

I finished this game two months ago, but I've been gnurping on it for a while since then.

gnurping by jumpy5865 May 30, 2018