glurnting

Tapping one foot whilst simultaneously shaking your arms, head, buttocks, and weenie.

"This song is a banger! I'm gonna start glurnting! "
"Oh yeah dude, glurnting is my favorite past time. "

by Cuh82 February 17, 2024

gurning

The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.

Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning

by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019

grunting a loaf

To defecate forcefully and voluminously.

I ate a whole rotisserie chicken and seven hot dogs. Several hours later, I grunted out a massive loaf.

by loafgrunter January 20, 2003

It’s gurting time

Gurting time is an incredibly monotonous lecture making you fall asleep or zone out instantly

This lecture is about to be so boring - Viktor
It’s gurting time - Erik

This lecture is making me pass out faster than a xanny - Filip
Yeah this lecture is so gurty - Linus

by sleepy gurt January 25, 2023

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

worm grunting

The act of inhaling earthworms through your nostril and expelling them via your mouth.

Ben and Kym are better at worm grunting than anyone else in the 5th grade.

by _Hoey_ October 1, 2007

Gurting

Guts + hurting = Gurting.

Caused by: Greasy food, excessive boozing, PMSing, stress, chinese food, high fiber diets, lots and lots of apples, nervousness, improper use of anal beads, enemas, laxatives, too many Fiber One bars, phenolphthalein, prunes and prune juice, food poisoning, long distance running, cholera, and any combination of said inducers

Symptoms: Stomach achy, crampy, gassy, guts rolling, uncomfortable, afraid to fart.

Leads to: frequent bathroom trips, piss-ass, burning butthole and an all around shitty day.

CAUTION: If you are expecting to gurt, DO NOT WEAR THONG UNDERWEAR. I will only further the pain of the barking butthole. Also, playing touch tag with your underwear is truly a dangerous game on gurt days.

David: Oh man. I definately should not have drank that six pack, those blue bombers or that tequila shot. And my butthole keeps telling me the tabasco sauce on top of the chili cheese fries was a bad idea.

BaRB: Sounds like you're definately gurting.

by Barbara Dole September 15, 2010