glumbs

A modern day driving glove that sews your finger to your thumb. Because the only thing dumber is texting while driving.

"Glumbs. The name might make you LOL, but you won’t be able to text it."

by FourFinger August 26, 2015

Glumsy

Clumsy due to sad feelings

Glumsy from my bad day at work I dropped the dish I was holding.

by sandraxine August 21, 2016

glumbucket

Crusty woman who wants to steal your child's lunch and make your nan homeless

Theresa May is a glumbucket, vote Labour!!

by trent58 May 29, 2017

Glumber

A gay slumber party.

Guy: Let's have a glumber party, betch!
Other guy: Fuck you

by iShetBag December 1, 2011

glumbo

a super awesome godly cat

i pray to glumbo everyday he is my lord

by glumbo follower April 17, 2022

Glumsick

That horrendous, pit-of-the-stomach feeling you get when you’re sad, can’t do anything about it, you’re miserable and feel queasy.

“Shit me Lucy, I miss you so fucking much I feel glumsick!”

by AdsBoni August 24, 2019

Glumbus

A word to describe a person as extremely racist or to tell them that they are a cat stuck in a sock held by someone.

Hey, are you Glumbus?

Yes
oh, so your a cat stuck in a sock held by a person?
No

by ikekoa October 16, 2020