Gloris 

An exquisitely rare breed of human. This girl is made of actual magic. One of the most insightful people you will ever meet with the kindest heart. She possesses unrivaled abilities to listen, and to make others feel understood. Always fun, funny, and knows how to have a good time. She is gorgeously stunningly beautiful and you will never get on her level so don't bother trying. Many men are in love with her but also find her extremely intimidating. She lives her life like a G and isn't accessible to ignorant halfwit morons. She's lion-hearted. Getting to know her is a great honor.

If you're so lucky to have a Gloris in your life once, you'll want to keep her in it forever.

"Who is that mysterious, intelligent, vixen-like beauty over there?"
"Oh that's Gloris. Dream on!"

Gloris by Chandicake101 November 23, 2021

gloris 

a life free with out slop and the slop consumers

today has been such a gloris day and i am very happy.
i hate sloppers and pigs i wish to live the gloris lifestyle from now on

gloris by ANDPeggy:) May 2, 2023

Old Gloris 

What it is called when you are still excessively proud of a past accomplishment.

"I won the school spelling bee in 5th grade."

"cough *old gloris* cough."

Old Gloris by ashley December 6, 2003

Old Gloris 

What your kids say when you bring up some past accomplishment.

cough *old gloris* cough

Old Gloris by old man December 9, 2003

Gloria

It is hard to describe this woman with a few words becasue she is truly unique. A few words that come to mind are smart, sexy as F and confident. Yet shy and youthful with a personality that never seems to age. A freak in the sheets but a lady on the streets. Many men want her and many women hate her. A true gift from God. Treat her well and she will be faithful. God has put numerous obstacles and sufferings in her walkway. God loves this women. She is a true angel that takes time to get, but oh boy, you will be thankful after the chase.

I am still trying to get Gloria.

Gloria by Genuine2000 November 14, 2020

Gloria borger 

The best news Anchor. She works at the most trusted news channel know as Pew News.

It's me Gloria Borger

Gloria borger by Theepicmemester February 11, 2019

Gloria

Gloria is someone who won’t stop surprising you from the way she talks down to her unique laughter and fucking adorable smile. She can be quite and shy at first, but once you get to know her she is the funniest person that you’ll ever know, spending one day with a Gloria will have your cheeks sore from smiling to much. She is beautiful, smart, wild, polite and all around amazing. A Gloria is someone you’ll want In your life forever, if you ever meet a Gloria be sure to hold on to her as long as you can and capture the moments you have together with pictures or writing moments down to remember them. She is a small bundle of beautiful/crazy that will make you day instantly amazing.

“Dude is that a Gloria Shoots brah”

Gloria by Dose of dopeness January 15, 2021