globnard 

Globnard is glob

You stupid globnard

globnard by Twhjdvf November 24, 2021

globnarr 

a weird alien laying on the ground eating buffalo wings microwaved on a tuesday

"stop being a globnarr"

globnarr by girbb December 5, 2017

Globnart 

Blonde Norwegian footballer named Erling Haaland. He's a beast on the pitch and would probably take your girl because you're too scared to fight back.

Honestly Idk what this is I made up this word after dortmund made a post on Instagram asking people to describe haaland in one word. I couldnt think of a word so I created this word.

The Globnart scored another hat-trick today.

Globnart by Boy with no identity December 8, 2021

globtard 

(noun): an individual that is stoned beyond functioning through ingesting hash oil. "Globtard" can also refer to a person that smokes hash oil with such regularity that his/her "normal" functioning has been irreparably impaired. You can spot a globtard usually because their mouths hang loose and rivulets of drool collect on their t shirts while they stare catatonically, neither awake nor asleep.

Dude, I can't smoke hash oil because I turn into such a globtard.

All of those dreadlocked dudes at CU-Boulder are globtards.

globtard by headstash_mcgee July 17, 2014

globnarr 

a weird alien laying on the ground eating buffalo wings microwaved on a tuesday

"stop being a globnarr"

globnarr by girbb December 5, 2017

globnarg 

A curse word that combines all the curse words and hateful words into one simple word.

Allison: You are a Globnarg. I hate you.

globnarg by globnargcreator November 30, 2021

Globnarschmigglepoopsunday 

A tasty drink created in KY. By two world renound scientists.

Give me another round of that globnarschmigglepoopsunday.

Globnarschmigglepoopsunday by CASPERSCHEB September 14, 2022