gloatwatch

To watch the news or other entertainment while gloating over how you were right

I Gloatwatched the news for three days after the president was impeached

by Assor Eloc May 31, 2024

Glowatch

The best last name you could possobly obtain. Is very fun to say and make fun of. The name "Glowatch" comes from british culture. People with this name tend to speak in british accents, despite not being born there. Tends to be blonde and walks into glass doors frequently. That is a very common trait amoung them.

Guy: Hey, did you hear about Glowatch?
Other Guy: Does her/his watch glow in the dark?
Guy: probably. The name IS glow-watch.

by Psychokillerinyourbed October 3, 2012

Gloatathon

A sustained period of gloating and self satisfaction.

When we realised we'd won our court case we laughed for ten minutes non stop at how much it would cost the opposition. It was a total gloatathon.

by MrGeee July 8, 2023