gloatwatch

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To watch the news or other entertainment while gloating over how you were right

I Gloatwatched the news for three days after the president was impeached

gloatwatch by Assor Eloc May 31, 2024

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Glowatch

The best last name you could possobly obtain. Is very fun to say and make fun of. The name "Glowatch" comes from british culture. People with this name tend to speak in british accents, despite not being born there. Tends to be blonde and walks into glass doors frequently. That is a very common trait amoung them.

Guy: Hey, did you hear about Glowatch?
Other Guy: Does her/his watch glow in the dark?
Guy: probably. The name IS glow-watch.

Glowatch by Psychokillerinyourbed October 3, 2012

Related Words

gloatwatch • Gloatathon • Glowatch • Ghost watch

Gloatathon

A sustained period of gloating and self satisfaction.

When we realised we'd won our court case we laughed for ten minutes non stop at how much it would cost the opposition. It was a total gloatathon.

Gloatathon by MrGeee July 8, 2023

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026