The best last name you could possobly obtain. Is very fun to say and make fun of. The name "Glowatch" comes from british culture. People with this name tend to speak in british accents, despite not being born there. Tends to be blonde and walks into glass doors frequently. That is a very common trait amoung them.
Guy: Hey, did you hear about Glowatch?
Other Guy: Does her/his watch glow in the dark?
Guy: probably. The name IS glow-watch.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)