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glenn westlake middle school 

glenn westlake middle school, the school of extreme hoes. you could be dating a kid one day, then will break your heart and move on to the next with out even looking back. everyone has gigantic boobs and the boys love to comment on girls asses. if your lucky you might even be put on thicc list. its basically a school full of stupid drama and rumors. your either a super popular rich kid or you are some looser than sits in the corner with no friends. you will see every popular person wearing there lulu leggings with vineyard vine shirts walking around like they own the damn school. not to mention that they are terrible at teaching any kind of academics. if you take what you learn and move to a new school honey you are screwed. i mean not to leave out the teachers like mrs. johnson or mrs. blair will give you tests on shit you don’t even learn. it’s a horrible school and i feel so bad to ANYONE that has to attend that school for all 3 years.
person 1: you went to glenn westlake middle school right?
person 2: yea, that hell hole taught me nothing and turned me and my friends into rude basic bitches, i’m so glad i’m outta there.
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glenn westlake middle school 

A school full of depression, anxiety, kids who fake depression and anxiety for attention, and school shooting threats. I have been at this bitch for a year and a half and 98% of the people I've met here are fake and will talk shit about you behind you're back and leave you when someone else better comes. Also a ton of straight white kids saying the n word and the f slur because its "just a word," which is always cool because theres actual meaning behind those words. Oh also the reading teachers are actually insane I think that most of you know what I'm talking about if you went there. I almost forgot the 5 school shooting and bomb threats in the past month, making me literally scared to go to this hell hole everyday. I mean are we surprised that we have so many threats theres stuff wrong with this school and the people that go there. Also, if you're depressed dont even try getting help. All that happens is the counsellor calls your parents and tells them you're depressed.
Kid: I hate glenn westlake middle school
Other kid: me too

Glen westlake middle school 

Shit that school is fucking ass 4 shooting threats in the past month! We’re all scared thanks to that shitty school and don’t get me started on ms. York (ms egg yolk) that bitch will give you an infraction for needing a little extra time on you work not to mention all the other humanities teacher (exept for ms Tragasz) are usually the same i hated the grade before me now I feel bad for them and pray that they never have to come
Person 1: you went to Glen westlake middle school right?

Person 2: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THOSE 3 YEARS OF TOURTURE

Glen Westlake Middle School 

gay it legit makes everyone wanna snap their necks and nobody likes mrs eloe
"glen westlake middle school gave my son depression and now he is dead from self inflicted gunshot"

Glen Westlake Middle School 

Oh Glen Westlake, how terrible that school is. It’s full of the preppy ass kids or ghetto ass kids. Not much of a in between. Some of the counselors are fine, but getting stuck with Ms. Fox could kill you. That school gave me both depression and anxiety. It’s full of future school shooters and druggies who would sell their first born for weed. You can get a detention for simply not having a pencil. Oh And don’t worry half your friends will have to go to either south or east, so be warned who you hang around cause you might have to watch your friends leave you at the end of the 3 terrible years. Westlake was probably the worst 3 years of my life and probably yours as well if you go there.
Person 1- “you went to Glen Westlake Middle School right?”
Person 2- “unfortunately I did. Damn that school was fucked up with it’s stupid ass kids and crazy ass teachers, thank god im out of there”

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Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
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Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
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