Glazed buns

A pair of buttocks covered in semen. The result coming (pun intended) from a man masturbating near (usually) a woman's ass, and then ejaculating on to said ass.

I had a great time with Amanda last night. We had sex for 3 hours, and I gave her a pair of glazed buns. It was amazing!

Glazed buns by Random Anonymous Man November 5, 2012

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glazed buns

Glazed buns - noun; a hot booty; the shine from when a girls booty gives it a shine like glazed buns.

Man, check out that chick's glazed buns

glazed buns by Sandoz Minocycline April 19, 2008

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glaze my buns

To glaze someone's buns is to pull your penis out of the anus or vagina before you cum and then ejaculate on their buttcheeks.

Ex 1: I can't wait to glaze Dia's buns tonight
Ex 2: I'm so into Robbie, I want him to glaze my buns
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glaze my buns by Magiclgrl August 8, 2017

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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