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glamour puss

a sexually attractive woman who is very interested in her clothes and appearance.
Love those sexy shoes. That girl's a glamour puss!
glamour puss by waitandlisten December 13, 2007
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glamour puss

a sexually attractive female, to which one may imagin has an aesthetically and physically pleasing vagina.
"wow, check that out that glamour puss."

"cor blimey! i wouldn't mind abit of that glamour puss mate, would you."
glamour puss by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009

glamour-puss 

A girl that has a real glamourus face that you would like to ejaculate(SKEET) on.
Look at her she's a glamour-puss Ray would like her.

Team Glamour Puss

Women whom are lucky enough to be born with the elite "pristine" vagina which many women opt to obtain through surgical procedures, which noticeably lacks saggy or meat curtains, "roast beef", "brisket", or "Philly Cheese-steak".

Women who have such surgeries done (labiaplasty) are socially said to have "joined Team Glamour Puss".

Women who fall under the category of Team Glamour Puss have vaginas with physical appearance that most people are comfortable with. While ugly and unpleasant vaginas may be in the majority, these are the ones men (and lesbians dream about while they are pounding and daring to muff dive in the ugly ones.
Thoughts of Female Watching Porn: "This porno is lame, the guy is hot but I'm too distracted by the unsightly appearance of his female co-star's meat curtains to enjoy his techniques... I'm so glad I'm Team Glamour Puss!!!"

Exclamation: "Team Glamour Puss For The Win!!!"
Team Glamour Puss by TGPFTW September 27, 2011

baby deener glamour puss 

Young genius scallywag lite footed man
Oh no...baby deener glamour puss is stuck in a tree!
baby deener glamour puss by Didrah November 17, 2020

glamour pussy 

(n) a star, a spark, a wonderful pussy of spunk.
Her tits are amazing! She's such a a glamour pussy!!! Where did she get that?
glamour pussy by Sean Laffen November 24, 2007

glamorpuss

An individual who does everything possible to fortify his or her appearance in the interest of being at the pinnacle of trendiness and cutting edge fashion sensibility
Being a shameless glamorpuss, Isadora spent five hours getting ready to go out last Saturday evening.
glamorpuss by LABill March 24, 2008
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