Girthsome

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To be fat, ie: having an unusually broad girth.

Wow, that guy was so girthsome we had to walk singlefile in the hallway

Girthsome by Ben Sobol October 30, 2008

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Girthmeister

The conductor of round, wide, and thick SHIT, or fesces. Typically someone who likes large black pensises and fantasizes about their thickness plugging their babymaker.

Joanna is the girthmeister, she loves girthy dick because it excites her.

Girthmeister by legendaryballer January 21, 2010

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girthsmaxxing

A type of looksmaxxing that involves making the penis girthier through a series of exercises and streches

“bro I was girthsmaxxing for a week straight, and my dick grew an inch in diameter!

girthsmaxxing by the big jelq March 18, 2024

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girlhome

a home where no men are allowed under any circumstance. typically a feminist oasis

the repair guy wouldn't leave until he got my number, I changed the locks on my girlhome and immediately relocated.

girlhome by girlygirl2025 July 27, 2025

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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