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Girthmeister 

The conductor of round, wide, and thick SHIT, or fesces. Typically someone who likes large black pensises and fantasizes about their thickness plugging their babymaker.
Joanna is the girthmeister, she loves girthy dick because it excites her.
Girthmeister by legendaryballer January 21, 2010
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girthsmaxxing 

A type of looksmaxxing that involves making the penis girthier through a series of exercises and streches
“bro I was girthsmaxxing for a week straight, and my dick grew an inch in diameter!
girthsmaxxing by the big jelq March 18, 2024
a home where no men are allowed under any circumstance. typically a feminist oasis
the repair guy wouldn't leave until he got my number, I changed the locks on my girlhome and immediately relocated.
girlhome by girlygirl2025 July 27, 2025

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026