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girl dumb 

someone who isn't experienced with girls
"You mean when she told me she wanted to suck my dick she was trying to let me know that I liked her??"

"Dude, you're so girl dumb."
girl dumb by Gay Mergirl October 13, 2015
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Dumb Girl Brain

A term for queer aligned women/non-binary people to describe the poor choices/dumb ideas that normally rational women/people make when they're thinking about a girl they like.
-"I was supposed to work late tonight and finish up a big project, but that girl from Hinge and I texted all night instead".
-When you're talking to a friend and they literally cannot carry a conversation because they keep thinking about their crush.
-Uhauling

All examples of Dumb Girl Brain

dumb white girl 

Someone is so fucking dumb that cant even function and that usually drinks Starbucks.
That dumb white girl is so fucking basic. Look at her drinking her Starbucks, looking like a bitch
dumb white girl by ActiveThread300 December 20, 2017

dumb white girl disease 

White girls who pay bills, give money to, provide housing for, and offer sexual loyalty to guys of other races with no relationship commitment from them in exchange for attention and sex. May or may not end up being a babymomma, which is irrelevant. Dumb white disease (otherwise known as DWD) usually continues until the white girl runs out of money and/or becomes a victim of physical violence at which point she may have a moment of enlightenment; however, many relapse into DWD again and continue the cycle.
Why is Kristy letting him move in with her when he doesn't even have a job and 2 babymommas? Girl I told you she's got dumb white girl disease (DWD).

Dumb Drunk Girl 

Girls who primarily go to Illinois State. These specific girls wear dresses out and can often be seen out any night of the week. They are of below average intelligence and probably will believe whatever you tell them. 9 out of 10 times you will be able to hook up with them without even finding out their names or having any kind of communication at all.
Tommy: "Did you see the chick Fox hooked up with last night?"

McCormick:"Yeah man she was a dumb drunk girl"

Dumb White Girl 

A person who thinks that all black people could be related
Lauren: OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE SISTERS

Melissa:dumb white girls🙄🤦🏽 ♀️

dumb ass girl 

The type of girl that makes you think fuck her who will date her.
dumb ass girl by Gangstar18364 June 22, 2018
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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