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A girl band is a type of cliché J-pop group.
Similar to a boy band, girl bands typically produce cut-and-paste vaguely relatable songs about love, are thought of as puppets of a corporation, and the members look alike, only distinguishable by their fans.
However, unlike boy bands, girl bands sometimes consist of more than 10 (and up to 48) people, instead of the boy band median of 5.
The most famous girl band would be AKB48 (not to be confused with AK-47, which is a kind of gun). True to its name, AKB48 hail from the region of Akihabara and consist of 48 (!) members, who mostly disperse in manageable boy-band-sized groups. There are sister groups called HKT-, JKT-, NMB-, and SKE48.
Another girl band older than AKB48 is Morning Musume. Through the years, the number of members has fluctuated between 5 and 15 members, and as of now (December 2014) there are 10 members and 4 waiting to join. Their biggest hit is called Love Machine.
Girl: "Which member of AKB48 is your favorite?"
Guy 1: "WTF? Everyone in AKB48 looks the same."
Guy 2: "I seriously can't tell two girl bands apart."
Girl: "You guys suck."
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girl-band geek 

Someone obsessed with female-fronted rock bands, usually male.

Often abbreviated to "GBG," a girl-band geek is someone who prefers bands led by women over bands led by men, often to the point of critically accepting or rejecting bands solely based on the gender of their members, rather than on their talents or productions.
Terry's such a GBG that the only time he listened to Black Flag is when Kira Rosselaer played with them...
girl-band geek by SG Fan October 31, 2004

Singapore Girl Band?

Girls who can blow hard. She has big lungs and a big personality. When she walks by all the guys stare. She's also fabulous with dirty jokes.
See her? She's obviously a band girl.
Band girl by Boo1124 February 12, 2021
A girl that has 3 or more numbers in her phone from guys that are in different bands.
OMG I just hung out with the vocalist of Attack Attack! He's staying at my house tonight because they need a place to stay on tour!

Oh Matty Mullins? I know him!

Band Girl
Band Girl by Vin-Fresh November 12, 2013

tub girl bandet 

A definition made by someone who can't fucking spell Bandit.
The tub girl bandet strikes again!
tub girl bandet by Darken Rahl February 4, 2005

tub girl bandet 

Unkown person(s) who sets the computer's homepage at longmeadow high school to tubgirl.com

Then, innocent computer users sign on to use the internet, when a disgusting picture of an obsese woman eating her own shit comes up on the screen. The victims try to close the horrible site, but can't stop cringing in fear.
Joe: We gotta do some research. Get over here
Bob: Whoa man! Watch yourself, last block someone went on this same computer and tubgirl popped up


The tub girl bandet strikes again!
tub girl bandet by Lemonparty March 11, 2004
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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