giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

Giraffe Dick

When a tall male has a proportionally, disappointingally, small penis. Like a giraffe.

Becky: omg Sean is so tall he must be packing it!

Jessica: omg no Becky he's got a Giraffe dick, that d is smallllll.

by creatorofgiraffedick315 April 10, 2026

Higher than a Giraffe Dick

when someone is so high they can't even think straight

dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick

by imrealugly14 December 20, 2016

dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea May 15, 2018

dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe

A fucking cuntmuffin who posts racist terms such as nigger or chink and gives an accurate definition such as "derogatory name for african americans", who then in there exmaple make some stupid ass comment thats racist as fuck showing that the writer of the definition should go jump in a leech infested swamp and shoot themselves in the testicles (clit for dumb cunt bitches) then saw the top half of there own head of with a hacksaw.

Guy putting an example for gook: ""you should be proud to be a gook, it wasn't your choice to be born one!""

other guy: wtf you stupid dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe im gonna go to your house and kill your family then feed your sister to your dog.

by 546567589 January 4, 2009

The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021