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giraffe dick 

When his dick is long as fuck
She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee
giraffe dick by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016
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giraffe dick 

When his dick is long as fuck
She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee
giraffe dick by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

Giraffe Dick

When a tall male has a proportionally, disappointingally, small penis. Like a giraffe.
Becky: omg Sean is so tall he must be packing it!

Jessica: omg no Becky he's got a Giraffe dick, that d is smallllll.

Higher than a Giraffe Dick 

when someone is so high they can't even think straight
dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick

dick giraffe 

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.
She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.
dick giraffe by Phatea May 15, 2018

dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe 

A fucking cuntmuffin who posts racist terms such as nigger or chink and gives an accurate definition such as "derogatory name for african americans", who then in there exmaple make some stupid ass comment thats racist as fuck showing that the writer of the definition should go jump in a leech infested swamp and shoot themselves in the testicles (clit for dumb cunt bitches) then saw the top half of there own head of with a hacksaw.
Guy putting an example for gook: ""you should be proud to be a gook, it wasn't your choice to be born one!""

other guy: wtf you stupid dick-for-brains-fuck-giraffe im gonna go to your house and kill your family then feed your sister to your dog.

The Dicked Down Giraffe 

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.
“Did you see the dicked down giraffe
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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