2 definitions by ThePedoPolice

Joanna Collin

A Joanna Collin is a type of bitch that is most commonly found in posh areas and lots of mummy and daddy’s money. They tend to stare at others and do not get on with their rival breed Erin Morrison. To catch a wild Joanna Collin you will need to flap money around or tell a joke and she is sure to come and get the money or tell you why your joke is incorrect. But be warned her stare has turned many to stone.

“Joanna Collin is starting at me”
“Joanna Collin took my money”
“Joanna Collin is clingy”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021

The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021