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beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Expression used to describe vigourous acts of masturbation with no regard for possible reprecussions such as friction burns or wanker's cramp.
Shlonglinator: I've got an awful horn. Think I'm going to head home and beat my cock like a ginger stepchild

Lads: You mean meeting gemma......

beaten like a ginger stepchild 

To be soundly beaten; pwned/owned; utterly defeated; beaten severely

The term comes from the idea of gingers (people with red hair and fair skin) being inferior and/or worthless. See also: beaten like a red haired stepchild - this ginger version may be more commonly used in the UK.
"I've never played this game before; I'm going to get beaten like a ginger stepchild by her."

"If I come home late again, my dad is going to beat me like a ginger stepchild."

Ginger Step 

A super rare basketball move that is not legal in organized games. It can only be preformed correctly by gingers named James Starkey
James utilized the Ginger Step to its full ability the other day.
Ginger Step by qeriuthp;y;rg;q February 6, 2020

national steal your ginger friend day 

September 23rd is national steal your ginger friend day
I'm gonna steal my ginger friend because it September 23rd national steal your ginger friend day

GingerSexual 

Where you are only attracted to people with orange hair.
(This isn't necessarily LBGTQ)
I'm GingerSexual and proud. Now where are any ginger men/women?

Gingersexual 

One who is only sexually attracted to gingers
friend: why do you only date gingers?

Me: because gingers are sexy and I'm a gingersexual
Gingersexual by some gingy guy January 6, 2014