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gimp dick 

1. A penis that is deformed or does not function properly.

2. A very small penis.
Brad: Why is it taking Brandon so long to use the restroom?
Kevin: Didn't you hear? Brandon's dick doesn't work anymore after it got bit by a rattlesnake!
Brad: Shieeee, the poor sucker has a gimp dick.

Brad: Did you hear the news? Brandon's dick is only 3 cm long!
Kevin: Yea that girl that tried to suck him off told me he has a gimp dick!
gimp dick by tiddleywinkz October 3, 2013

gimp hand 

the gimp hand is a poker hand consisting of A-9.
never play the gimp hand.... its so much worse than AT.
gimp hand by squomp January 15, 2011

Shit Gimp 

Loves wearing a leather gimp suit and mask while being voluntarily chained to a basement wall and joyfully begging for more of master's feces in which to consume like the fuckboy slave he is. Master provides a fresh feast of feces daily for the gimps insatiable hunger for human waste through a 4" self lubricated pvc feeding system in the kitchen closet in which leads to the gimps lair.
"Shut up shit gimp we've got company, stop bangin on that pipe!!!"
Shit Gimp by #12345 November 5, 2017

finger gimp 

A guy who can’t finger a girl
Dude dylan velitstra is a finger gimp
finger gimp by Scarlette Foxx December 27, 2017

Gimp Nugget 

A gimp with no legs or arms. Permanently in a vegetative state.
Ethan is such a gimp nugget.
Gimp Nugget by bossboss69 October 30, 2020

Gimp Boy 

Wow you're being such a little gimp boy Geoff
Gimp Boy by ThaBonerKang69 April 10, 2017
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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