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Gilow

You know what girl, Gilow, “Gilow..?” “God, I love older women…

by Lanasv@pe January 22, 2025

Glow in the dark

Back in the sixties, the Central Intelligence Agency of the United States conducted experiments on captured mutants. After extracting their abilities, they were granted miraculous powers but were cursed with the condition of glowing in the dark. A simple programmer by the name of Terry Davis happened to discover their plot. Since then, he has faked his death and gone into hiding after attempting to expose the "glow in the dark cia niggers".

You know, those cia niggers sure glow in the dark

by i love my wifes son January 20, 2019

Glowposting

When an agent of the FBI, ATF, NSA or any other such organization creates posts online baiting potential criminals to reveal their intentions.

I saw a post on 4chan asking what kind of gun is best for a school shooting. The ATF must be glowposting to see whose dog to shoot.

by Blessedbelly December 10, 2018

Glows in the dark

Someone who presents red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.

I don't trust that guy, he glows in the dark AF.

by DVMO July 27, 2019

Glow in the dark

Someone who throws up red flags or shows suspicious signs that they are some sort of spy, saboteur, propagandist, astroturfer/astroturder, some other type of undercover agent/operative, or are flying a false flag.

I don't trust those guys, they glow in the dark.

by DVMO July 27, 2019

Glow in the dark

People who work for the CIA.

"Glow in the dark CIA Niggers" - Terry A. Davis.

by BigCunge November 14, 2019

Glowie

Normally used for the CIA but also used for agencies like the ATF, FBI, etc. Their inability to blend in to the native population's habits, patterns and speech makes them stick out like a sore thumb to the population, hence they "glow in the dark."

The most common trappings of government shills are their inability/hesitation to use the major racial slurs, improper use of memes, and the pushing of mainstream political theories.

See also: Glow in the dark, glowposting

I feel ya, glowie. Must be frustrating. I know everything I post is satire or attempted satire, or pertaining to my favorite game - Minecraft. So easy to be misunderstood in these wicked times. I hope you get the day off for Christmas, at least.

The worst thing about having an erratic sleeping schedule and being sleeping on American business hours is that you don't get to always read the replies of your designated glowie. When you are most active he is at home sleeping. sucks.

If anyone says, "here's how to get cheap guns illegally", "we should shoot first ", and " Stop larping kill the blank now " that is a glowie pure and simple.

by TinklesTheGoat December 24, 2019