gilly whipper

When you’re beating your meat with so much passion, heart and soul, that your nut shoots up and hits you in your face.

The picture of Oprah’s tits had me so riled up that I forgot to block my jizz from launching right on my face, giving me a massive gilly whipper.

by CaptainBigNuts June 11, 2018

Golly Whopper

A golly whopper is Appalachian slang for the telling of a rather bold and big lie.

When Billie Bob's wife asked where he had been, rather than admit he was out with another woman, Billie Bob told a golly whopper: "I was at work."

by AppalachianAl December 18, 2012

Golly Whoppers

An exclamation of shock or surprise. Similar to "Golly Gosh" or "Oh my days".

Golly whoppers that's big!
She sat on his face?! Golly whoppers!

by Daff75020 February 10, 2008

Golly Whopper

A penis that, when presented in the *whop form to an audience of one or more, evokes a "gollllly!"

*zip, *WHOP. *silver ware and dishes on table rattle
Elle May: "GOLLLLLLEEE!"
Guy: I know.



Crocodile Dundee: "That ain't a golly whoppa, thIS is a golly whoppa!"


golly whopper

by BKgolleewhopper April 17, 2009