Giga-Virgin

A virgin who is at least 50 years of age, never kissed, and has a mother who had them with a c-section (Never touched a viginia)

Me: My Grandpa is a Giga-Virgin!
Freddy: That doesn't make any sense.

by The head ofthe EDP-445 fanclub November 4, 2018

Giga Virgin

Someone who's never done anything remotely sexual in their entire life in any way at all (with a person), including with themselves.

adolf is a giga virgin

by edmukw-dog November 2, 2018

giga virgin

Someone who will forever remain a virgin

Fred: “did you see that Greg wrote a wikipedia page?”
Henry: “yeah he’s an absolute giga virgin”

by Big man will October 9, 2021