giffnock

When you accidentally lock your child in a cage

John: oh no! I locked ben in a cage!
Mary: oh dear! Now you have caused a giffnock!

by smallratrig September 4, 2020

The Giffnock Grape Grinder

When a male takes their balls and another male grinds them up until it becomes a liquid form and then chugs it, But if they don’t finish it in one sip then they have to get their balls and have them dried into raisins.

The giffnock grape grinder, Dude thats gnaaarrrllyy

by lolpoppyclipper February 9, 2026