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gibble gobble 

a very intelligent man with a large dynamite penis, often has a lot of experience with hairy men. if you ever encounter a gibble gobble run the fuck away
random ass kid: maaaan that gibble gobble tried seducing me
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Gibble Gobble Nabber Gabber 

What you doin davy boy? I'm a gibble gobble mother fucker gibble gobble fuck me please!! not in a million years dave.
Gibble Gobble Nabber Gabber, A person going insane like davy boy

saying i, Gibble Gobble Mother Fucker gibble gobble fuck me please

Gobble Gobble 

A greeting used by management to inform employees that they need to work harder to out perform their coworkers as people will fired.
"Gobble Gobble" Anonymous CEO in a message to all employees after the initial round of layoffs
Gobble Gobble by c_ash November 30, 2022

gobble gobble 3000 

gobble gobble 3000 means awesome head
peyton gave me the gobble gobble 3000 last night

gobble gobble neck

loose neck skin
Jerk walks around with his old ass gobble gobble neck thinking he's God's gift to woman.

Gibble Gibble 

A phrase meaning whatever your heart may desire (gib-L/gib-L)
What are you going to do today my dear?
- Gibble Gibble
Gibble Gibble by ItZjaylen July 20, 2019

Gobble gobble 3000 

To Give a really fast and intense head to a male.
"Yooo Jessica gave me real quick gobble gobble 3000 last night"

"It went like shhsvwvshwhwheusheh"
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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