Gibberjabber is the language my math teacher is fluent in it is only known by annoying people, teachers, and bullies all alike >:
Me: sorry mrs. Teacher i need a pencil
Math teacher: *Gibberjabber* blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
Me: the penci-
Math teacher: blahblahblahblahblahblah
blahblah-
Me: THE PENCIL PLEASE?!
my bro: igotchu
Me: sorry mrs. Teacher i need a pencil
Math teacher: *Gibberjabber* blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
Me: the penci-
Math teacher: blahblahblahblahblahblah
blahblah-
Me: THE PENCIL PLEASE?!
my bro: igotchu
People fluent in Gibberjabber: bullies annoying people and teachers
Me: sorry mrs. Teacher i need a pencil
Math teacher: *Gibberjabber* blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah
Me: the penci-
Math teacher: blahblahblahblahblahblah
blahblah-
Me: THE PENCIL PLEASE?!
my bro: igotchu