ghurke

To suck the living soul out of someone.

Becky ghurked me so good that I had an out of body experience, truly enlightening.

by Moskaflockaflame March 14, 2022

Ghurkin Fish

A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.

1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"

angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.

2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"

by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012

Gurkel

Gurkel (Gir - Kell)

A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"

by Sundog_ November 4, 2014

Gurkey

A term used by the Youtuber FGTEEV Duddy. Being called a gurkey turkey is the equivalent to being called a scaredy cat.

"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."

by corey2525 December 30, 2020

gurkers

Deep throat action. Originally derived from the noise the that acompanies throat ramming.

I got gurkers last night from Trina
She didn't even taste my nut i was so deep.

by Vdux August 26, 2007

glurker

A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.

Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."

by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

Ghurkin Shlanger

Hardest cunts out there they originate from the bra and creator of bra boys. Known to run a muck down at the 35, not a group too fuck with.

Converstaion :

"Want to go down to maroubra"

"nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people"

by Bellamy Craig August 21, 2023