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Ghurkin Fish 

A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.
1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"

angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.

2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"
Ghurkin Fish by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012
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Gurkel (Gir - Kell)

A nerdy, geeky, girl. Not unlike Steve Urkel of tv fame. But a girl.

"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
"Hey man, you see that Gurkel over there? What a nerd"

"Hey, I saw you started dating that Gurkel from Dennys. Pfffft"

"I'm a gurkel, nobody loves me"
Gurkel by Sundog_ November 4, 2014
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"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."
Gurkey by corey2525 December 30, 2020
Deep throat action. Originally derived from the noise the that acompanies throat ramming.
I got gurkers last night from Trina
She didn't even taste my nut i was so deep.
gurkers by Vdux August 26, 2007
A person who spends all their time on forums claiming to be a lurker but, ironically, makes a lot of posts about being a lurker.
Glurker post:
"I know I never post, but I just have to say..."
glurker by dancingmokey March 1, 2005

Ghurkin Shlanger 

Hardest cunts out there they originate from the bra and creator of bra boys. Known to run a muck down at the 35, not a group too fuck with.
Converstaion :

"Want to go down to maroubra"

"nah the Ghurkin Shlangers are throwing dog shit on fire at people"