Ghost Road

A haunted road in Port Perry, Ontario, Canada.

According to legend, a dude (forgot his name :]) was driving in his motorcycle in the fifties, and CRASHED IT! And now, at night time when u go to Ghost Road, u see a single light, the dudes ghost!!

im not even kidding, scary as hell. and u get car trouble rite after..

Person 1: wasnt ghost road scary?
Person 2: never been there. what is it like?
Person 1: a ghost will make u mentally retarded!
Person 2: WTF? For real?
Person 1: nah, juss shitting u. u see a light..
Person 2: oh. lets screw around
Person 1: Okay

Ghost Road by Summz_xox March 9, 2007

Ghostload

A ghostload is the 'invisible' load that comes out of a climaxing penis when one has masturbated or had sex more then a certain amount of times in a row. Usually about the 5th or 6th time in a two hour timespan.

Since the testicles can only produce so many sperm per day, your balls eventually runs out of it when you orgasm too often without resting properly.

Although blowing a ghostload doesn't feel like a real accomplishment for the participant(s), it does however have the advantage of no afterwards clean-up.

Friend 1: I had sex with Jimmy's mom so many times yesterday that at the end of the night I only blew ghostloads over her face.
Friend 2 : That's awesome.
Friend 1: Yes.

or

John: Dude! What the hell are you doing jerking off over my sleeping grandma!!
Matt: Jeez, relax man, it's only a ghostload.
John: Oh, sorry, my bad.
Matt: no problem, high five!

Ghostload by Plane_addict December 3, 2013

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Related Words

Ghost Road • Ghostrode • ghost • ghost buster • ghost rider • ghost ride • ghost shit • ghost busting • ghost job • ghost poop

Ghostload

When you cum but there is no sperm.

I jerked off so much i had a ghostload.

Ghostload by Le Tiger December 21, 2022

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Ghostrode

It is when a female is sleeping naked with a male partner after taking a sleeping pill and wakes up in the morning realising her partner may have had anal sex with her without her knowing.

"I woke up this morning and my assed hurt, I bet that guy ghostrode me"

Ghostrode by CanadianAnalyst November 4, 2011

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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