(verb) The act of thrusting your pelvis at someone and yelling "GHOST COCK!!!" in an act of surprise and humiliation. Usually used to piss someone off or catch them unaware. Originated through a gay joke that went weird somewhere, by Will, Danny and Anthony.
1. Any unexplained or paranormal activity that prevents a male from "getting some action."
2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.