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ghost cock 

The elusive feeling of a cock being brushed against ones face and then fading away just as quickly.
George: You look confused. Sup?

Nelly: I think I just got ghost cocked!

Max zips up pants. "Huh?"
ghost cock by Ghost Cocker August 5, 2007
Words you can keep

ghost cock 

Ghost cock, the sensation of still being full of cock days or weeks after a thorough pounding.........
My man banged me into next week, I still have ghost cock and its only day four.....Usually by a dude named Keon!
ghost cock by tanukionb8s December 19, 2011

ghost cock 

Getting the dick and then making it disappear out of your house when you're done.
ghost cock by ballhandler39 July 9, 2014

ghost cock 

(verb) The act of thrusting your pelvis at someone and yelling "GHOST COCK!!!" in an act of surprise and humiliation. Usually used to piss someone off or catch them unaware. Originated through a gay joke that went weird somewhere, by Will, Danny and Anthony.
"GHOST COCK!!!" screamed Will as Anthony turned the corner.

"What the- Aw, fuck. How did you know I was coming?" Anthony said.

"You didn't see me, but I saw you," said Danny, laughing his ass off.
ghost cock by qrst one December 11, 2009

ghost cock 

Every time you yawn a ghost cock goes in your mouth
Hahaha you yawned david and caspa just pit his ghost cock in your mouth said jay
ghost cock by #ghostcock January 28, 2018

Ghost Storying your Cock

When you hold your phone under your dick in a dark room with the flashlight on in order to get the perfect shot .
Person 1: "Hey bro, were you ghost storying your cock last night and sending the picture to a Philipino hooker?"

Person 2: "Yes, yes I did."

ghost cockblock 

1. Any unexplained or paranormal activity that prevents a male from "getting some action."

2. Any such attempt by a ghost to engage in cockblocking of a male through weird noises, change of ambient room temperature, or "getting involved" with said action. Most likely done by ghosts who delighted in cockblocking while they were alive.
Dang, did you hear Johnny got ghost cockblocked when Gina felt a cold hand on her ass that wasn't his?
ghost cockblock by the surfer June 29, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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