The prophesied king of cool, master of excellence; an individual possessing near-superhuman levels of righteousness, to the point where it becomes impossible to describe said righteousness with language or define it with modern scientific methods.
After I watched him jump off the Empire State Building on his flaming motorcycle, strangling a mountain lion with one hand while pleasuring an Amazon sex goddess with the other, I knew that Ted was no mere human being, but Gnarly McGnarlington incarnate.
A phrase originally coined in Lake Tahoe on the West Shore (Best Shore) by Marie Ralston. A play on words, a twist on "Charlie Sheen" meaning crazy, insane, unbelievable etc.
These kooks have no idea what GNARLY is. Gnarly is when you've gone beyond radical, beyond extreme, it's balls out danger, & or perfection, & or skill or all of that combined.
-Nobody can shred like that guy, he's fuckin gnarly.
-That chick has prefect tits, she's fucking gnarly.
-Pipeline in the winter is fucking GNARLY!
Words or phrases created by Charlie Sheen that are often spewed out randomly when coked out of his mind. Megalomaniac ejaculations in a diarrhea-of-the-mouth type diatribe that endorse a machismo, narcissistic ethos concerning one's life and how it should be lived.
That dude was so Sheened out of his mind last night. He was ear-fucking me with two straight hours of Gnarly-gnarlyisms. At one point he told me "I'm a fucking M1 Abrams Tank, Bro! I will use full force when strategically necessary and I will blow my fucking load when the orders come in from Command. And I am the soldier AND commander, Bingo! I have magic tank trigger fingers. WINNING!"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.