A Geydude is someone who wears Hey Dude shoes with socks on, even though it’s completely unnecessary and looks weird.
Don’t invite Kyle to come out with us, he’s gonna dress like a Geydude and scare all the girls away again.
by My name is Brent September 4, 2021
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by The Salt December 17, 2009
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Misty: So I was hiking through Mt. Moon yesterday, and this midget with no legs crawled up to me and tried to start a fight!
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...
Ash: fucking Geodudes, they just won't leave you alone...
by FleaSlapper February 14, 2012
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Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.
Type: Rock.
Element: Rock/Ground.
Height: 1' 4"
Weight: 44 lbs.
Found in fields and mountains. Mistaking them for boulders, people often step or trip on them.
Geodude, I choose you!
by Lord of the Farce April 7, 2004
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it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.
it sucks ass but it still wants to fight your godlike pokemons.
unsatisfying.
by ChEeZeBurGeR February 20, 2008
Get the geodude mug.So this one time I was in the frozen food section and I totally got a Geodude because your grandma was there.
by Dat Ash January 21, 2013
Get the Geodude mug.Octosystematic Geodude is another kind of "gender" that the SJWs made up. It's used as a joke to mock SJWs, as they make up multiple genders. It's used in the same context as I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
Jason: Ma'am may I get a medium coffee?
May: Sure. Please don't misgender me.
*Later that day*
Jason: So I go up to this new girl on the register an order.
Daquan: Yeah, and?
Jason: She asked me to not misgender her.
Daquan: Hah, what, does she sexually identify as an AH Apache Attack Helicopter?
Jason: Nah, I bet she identifies as an Octosystematic Geodude
May: Sure. Please don't misgender me.
*Later that day*
Jason: So I go up to this new girl on the register an order.
Daquan: Yeah, and?
Jason: She asked me to not misgender her.
Daquan: Hah, what, does she sexually identify as an AH Apache Attack Helicopter?
Jason: Nah, I bet she identifies as an Octosystematic Geodude
by Skodward April 20, 2017
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