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Getting cock blocked by Steve jobs 

When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.

Getting Brocked 

Throwing a football out of the playing field to avoid being sacked, only to hit an unsuspecting person on the sideline and knock their hat off.
On 11/12/2017, the man on the sideline of the Patriots-Broncos game created the definition of Getting Brocked
Getting Brocked by ymom November 12, 2017

Getting brocked 

Brock osweiler against the patriots: drilled random guy with football
Damn, He just got brocked!!

Iv never seen a quarter back so bad!! He Brocks people.

Getting brocked is shitty!
Getting brocked by Niggers6996 November 12, 2017

getting brocked 

When an innocent man is assaulted by a frat boy named brock
I was enjoying my day until I saw I was getting brocked
getting brocked by gchallllllll November 13, 2017

Getting Blacked 

The act of putting your mouth over the exhaust of a car and inhaling the fumes, blackening one's lungs.
"Are we getting blacked later?"

"He got totally blacked off the Ford Focus last night"
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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