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SHOCKABLES!! Getez is a type of person who’ll impress at your first meeting and will make you wonder ‘ooh who’s that girl?’. Getez has this mysterious aura around her but don’t let that stop you from approaching her. A Getez will keep you intrigued and interested. Getez also makes the best peanut butter ramen in the world (not an opinion). If you meet a getez, it’s a fun rollercoaster to be with a Getez.

Person 1: “Hey, have you heard Getez made a batch of peanut butter ramen??”
Person 2: OMG, really!??!
Person 3/4/5/6/7: LET’S GO!!
Person 1: “Hey, have you heard Getez made a batch of peanut butter ramen??”
Person 2: OMG, really!??!
Person 3/4/5/6/7: LET’S GO!!
getez by Jefaigo000111222333 April 9, 2024
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geezin it up 

When a young person retires to bed before an age-appropriate time, like an old geezer. Also spelled geezin’ it up. Pronounced with a hard ‘g’ as in ‘gas’.
“Did you make it to midnight on New Years Eve?”
“No, man, my girlfriend and I were geezin it up”.
geezin it up by cmcdoozle January 13, 2018
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Sheez and Geez 

Slang for Shits and Giggles. Just for fun.
Why don't we try anal, just for sheez and geez?
Nah, let's just throw rocks onto the highway, just for sheez and geez!

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Geezer's-board 

A chat forum set up exclusively for Gary's benefit and use.
How dare anyone else post on it.
This is Geezer's-board. Don't you dare have an opinion on it!
Geezer's-board by Steve Parrot January 1, 2009

Freezer Geezers UTD

Freezer Geezers UTD is a football club based in Ortongate Peterborough in the Non-League football system.
They are an inspiring team with aims of qualifying into the football league.
They hold a historic win over rivals Spencer FC with the game ending 5 - 2 for the geezers.
The most highlighted part of the game was when Ketface (Spencer FC Goalkeeper) started crying after the result.
Their fans have identified themselves as "The Geezers" and look forward to play against rivals Spencer.
Freezer Geezers UTD is a great club.
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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