Get The Door 

The act of getting the door, on who gets doors.

An expression in which no other expression is suitable and therefor is generally nonmeaningful

"Get the door"

"What ???"

"...Get the door."

Get The Door by g37_7h3_d00r May 30, 2004

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! 

The Quote/Reason Why Sheldon Cooper Doesn’t Hold Open Doors For People.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.

Lenard:HEY,HEY Hold The Door!
Sheldon:Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!
Lenard:OI,WAIT COME BACK!

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

Every door I open I get kicked in the face

Having a very bad day.

John said "Every door I open I get kicked in the face." Nick said "Same, earlier Bob smacked me in the back of the head."

Every door I open I get kicked in the face by [e-mail] May 13, 2026