Get The Door 

The act of getting the door, on who gets doors.

An expression in which no other expression is suitable and therefor is generally nonmeaningful

"Get the door"

"What ???"

"...Get the door."

Get The Door by g37_7h3_d00r May 30, 2004

Attempt number two to get out the door!

Da remark dat you slightly apologetically tell da occupants of a home or business after you'd unexpectedly had to dash back inside after initially leaving because you'd realized dat you'd forgotten something, such as to sign/pick up/drop off paperwork, mention an additional important fact, either retrieve something of yours dat you'd left behind or return someone else's item dat you'd accidentally kept wif you when you'd headed out da door da first time, etc.

Store employee,calling from door of hardware store: Hey, Dude --- you forgot yer sun-hat on the counter!
Me, hurriedly turning back in and clapping said headwear back on my head: Ah, thanks so much --- prish-ee-yayt that --- attempt number TWO to get out the door!

Attempt number two to get out the door! by QuacksO August 23, 2026

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! 

The Quote/Reason Why Sheldon Cooper Doesn’t Hold Open Doors For People.
If You Hold A Door For Someone And They Rob You.

Lenard:HEY,HEY Hold The Door!
Sheldon:Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More!
Lenard:OI,WAIT COME BACK!

Hold The Door Get Robbed Some More! by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

Every door I open I get kicked in the face

Having a very bad day.

John said "Every door I open I get kicked in the face." Nick said "Same, earlier Bob smacked me in the back of the head."

Every door I open I get kicked in the face by [e-mail] May 13, 2026