get on your head

to beat someone up, very very very badly

If you don't stop talking ima get on your head

get on your head by sharee October 1, 2006

Get your head on straight 

The same as get your shit together. Basically means calm down, don't panic, or focus. Usually said if you are normally good at something, but aren't able to do it well because your mind is preoccupied with something else, or you're just tired.

Kevin: Get your head on straight Amit, my grandmother could have gotten that rebound.

Amit: Sorry man, I'm still tired from that party last night.

Get your head on straight by TorturedSoul August 29, 2009

get your head back on 

To go home and rub one out so you think straight again.

Damn it! That makes no sense! Go get your head back on, man!

get your head back on by TX' Speedy July 8, 2020

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? 

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019