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The act of fooling around that leads up to male ejactulation.Primarily used when asking a friend if they had sex.

"Did you get cookies from that girl last nigh?"
"TWICE!"

get cookies by PyrorockingALEX December 12, 2007

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to get cookies

Slang for masterbation

Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies

to get cookies by gettincookies February 20, 2011

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get your cookies

To get off; to have an orgasm

You slept with him? Girl did you get your cookies?

get your cookies by Getthatcookie January 9, 2016

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Get my cookies and go

Slag for a booty call or using a female just for sex.

"Hey you talking to that girl?"
"Naw man, I just get my cookies and go."

Get my cookies and go by Hedgehawg December 16, 2011

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Your mom went to get the cookies

"Your mom went to get the cookies" is an alternate version of "Your dad went to get the milk" or a comeback. It can also mean your mom went to get the cookies for the milk.

Your mom went to get the cookies for the milk that your dad went to get.

Your mom went to get the cookies by Art and Anime Lover January 18, 2023

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"Get Your Cookies Wet"

A statement implying one to immerse him/herself fully in an activity. To go all out or waste every inch of your soul in an effort to win or succeed. Relates to the term "Go Big or Go Home" in the sense that one should just do it and not dick around while deciding whether they should do it or not.

Jon: I don't really feel like hookin up with HER again, I 'm just not in the mood...

Malc: Don't be a puss, f***** "get your cookies wet".

Random Kid:(sitting on the bench thinking) I sure hope coach doesn't put me in for the PK shootout in the State Final game..

Me: What a bitch, you won't even "get your cookies wet"...faggot

"Get Your Cookies Wet" by the1_andonly Millz January 15, 2009

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Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"

Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*

Get cookied by I like cookiessssssssss June 9, 2019

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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