get cookies

The act of fooling around that leads up to male ejactulation.Primarily used when asking a friend if they had sex.

"Did you get cookies from that girl last nigh?"
"TWICE!"

by PyrorockingALEX December 12, 2007

to get cookies

Slang for masterbation

Damn, just finished a crucial session of COD. Time to get cookies

by gettincookies February 20, 2011

get your cookies

To get off; to have an orgasm

You slept with him? Girl did you get your cookies?

by Getthatcookie January 9, 2016

Get my cookies and go

Slag for a booty call or using a female just for sex.

"Hey you talking to that girl?"
"Naw man, I just get my cookies and go."

by Hedgehawg December 16, 2011

Your mom went to get the cookies

"Your mom went to get the cookies" is an alternate version of "Your dad went to get the milk" or a comeback. It can also mean your mom went to get the cookies for the milk.

Your mom went to get the cookies for the milk that your dad went to get.

by Art and Anime Lover January 18, 2023

"Get Your Cookies Wet"

A statement implying one to immerse him/herself fully in an activity. To go all out or waste every inch of your soul in an effort to win or succeed. Relates to the term "Go Big or Go Home" in the sense that one should just do it and not dick around while deciding whether they should do it or not.

Jon: I don't really feel like hookin up with HER again, I 'm just not in the mood...

Malc: Don't be a puss, f***** "get your cookies wet".

Random Kid:(sitting on the bench thinking) I sure hope coach doesn't put me in for the PK shootout in the State Final game..

Me: What a bitch, you won't even "get your cookies wet"...faggot

by the1_andonly Millz January 15, 2009

Get cookied

A way to deflect the insult of being called a “wet wipe"

Friend: Ew, you’re a wet wipe
Me: Shut up, get cookied *POW*

by I like cookiessssssssss June 9, 2019