A perfect guy with a big dick who knows how to treat his partner.He’s loving,caring,and never backs down from a challenge. Always happy to help and fight for what he wants.
When you leave your work unexpectedly early and to everyone’s surprise. This stems from perennial football, soccer champions Germany, who were surprisingly knocked out at the first stage of the world cup , finishing bottom of their group, following an embarrassing defeat by South Korea. When most people including themselves thought they were certain winners.
Dave: hey where you going, still got 2 hours of the shift left.
Marmaduke: Fuck it, I’m out of here, if the boss asks, tell him I’ve decided to do a Germany!
as you may already know, the basic definition of a 'splatter shot' is when one deficates violently all over someones posessions in their bathroom (walls, shower curtains, ect.) the improved version of the manuever would be the prized germantown splatter shot, which is a splatter shot being performed on the doorstep, window or porch of someones property or even their car.
after coming home from Check's and drinking falls city beers for nearly 12 hours i gave my arch enemy's front porch a sweet stinky germantown splatter shot filled with corn and delight, it seaped through the cracks in the concrete steps and im sure a cornstalk was born.
A German Shepherd dog belonging to a hippie that exists on the cheapest food - sometimes handouts, no veterinarian care and no obedience training. These usually friendlydogs often can be seen with beggars on median strips or sidewalks, and often end up on animal shelters if the hippie is jailed, moves away or just doesn't want it anymore.
I got my dog from the animal shelter, he's a hippie German Shepherd and it's going to take a lot of work to train him.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.