gertificate

when you leven stynch all over yourself

Oh man I gotta go wipe this gertificate off my shit gash

by _Dr. Evil February 14, 2003

inoppolity certificate

A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need a certificate of innopolity for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

Please provide me with a certificate of inoppolity, since the funds are glarded and my account is in a tax clode

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

certificate of inoppolity

A type of certificate required when transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode

A tax cloded account cannot receive glarded funds without an inoppolity certificate.

I need an innopolity certificate for the fund -- as I understand it is glarded.

What is mean of Certificate of Inoppolity? What is Certificate of Inoppolity?

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

Certificate hunter

Person that tries to cover the lack of skills in a certain field by collecting as many certificates as possible.

This certificate hunter cannot even write a single line of code.

by petrkek May 27, 2021

girth certificate

Another term for the condom that you keep in your wallet.
(Like how a birth certificate proves your birth, a condom can prove your girth)

My friend not only keeps a copy of his birth certificate in his wallet, but he also carrys a girth certificate with him at all times...just in case.

by Bloodied Shadow May 21, 2018

Certificate of Deposit

Euphimism for used toilet paper

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Birth Certificate

A Receipt for the skeet.

I was not tryna put my name on that birth certificate until we got a blood test.

by soulocutz August 26, 2011