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Tess Gerritsen 

Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."

Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"

Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"
Tess Gerritsen by Read On July 7, 2011
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geriasterisk 

Someone who appears to be significantly older than their actual age.
Ted is just a such a geriasterisk. He just turned 40, but he always gets the senior discount.
geriasterisk by JChill June 23, 2011

gerritsen beach 

Gerritsen beach is a little community in the most southern part of brooklyn and its the only place in New York where there is more alcoholics than there are girls and you can find people partying everywhere if its in the bantry ,the dockside, The Tamaqua, Jims Marine in aka Jims ma, the park, and even in the weeds. Then when theres a keg party the age of drunk people goes from 11-23. When its time to buy beer its a rush to the chinese store on the corner to buy as much beer as u can. When u kill all your beers its time to go to the bantry and waste $100 on beer n liquor. When thats all done that is when shit goes down for example beating up three black kids from another neighbor hood.
gerritsen beach for life summa 06 at the spot i will neva forget it
gerritsen beach by ppatty cakes September 6, 2006

gerritsen beach 

One of the few places in metropolitan New York where inbreeding isn't frowned upon. FAS and other infant alcohol related symptoms run rampant in this area as well.
Stay away from Gerritsen Beach Bobby, you don't want to associate yourself with those characters.
Another word for homosexual.

A person who thinks there shit doesn't smell.

And ussually a person who enjoys other men's penises.

Who thinks they can do anything they want, and has a bad voice.
Regular guy: Dude what are you doing
Gerrish: I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT
Regular guy: Fag...
Regular Guy 2: Yeah he's a gerrish
Regular Guy: oh, now i understand.
gerrish by Jess Andrews August 8, 2006
may be an idiot, but he’s not stupid. sometimes he could get girls for no reason but he thinks he looks ugly asf.
omg there’s geraias!
geraias by cockuser10978 November 3, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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