Gerrarded

Has two meanings, the first of which is simply thieved. The second, which is slightly more complicated I must warn you all, is to be knackered for the next couple of months.

Where's me hubcaps? Oh, they've been Gerrarded!

by Lord Spanglemonkey of Daningham September 23, 2004

mentally gerrarded

When your thoughts are so deep and profound that when explained to other, more average people they perceive it as silly or simply, inconceivable due to their lack of mental capacity.

You wouldn't understand... im mentally gerrarded

by gerrylemieux August 31, 2012

Gerarded

Obliterated; intoxicated; hammered

I am here to get gerarded.

by Kimberley Holma February 17, 2018

Gerharded

Definition: When you ask someone for help, but they always say they are too busy to assist even though you never actually see them do any work.

Background: Corporate America - A guy at work (we all have them) who always says he is 'working 130%' yet you never see him doing anything.

"I asked for the very important, much needed info for the new project, but was Gerharded."

by Oh God, Why me? August 12, 2004

Gerrardo

A blatant display of mard-arsed cheating.

"Did you see Torres then? He ran into the box in the 90th minute and threw himself at the floor like he'd been shot"

"Well what do you expect? They are 1-0 down. An amazing display of Gerrardo from the lad"

by attackweasel January 6, 2010

Steven Gerrard

A great captain for Liverpool but likes to slip on his arse a few times to give away titles. Currently manages Rangers.

He slipped like Steven Gerrard

He’s as good as Steven Gerrard

by Mysterywriter14 January 14, 2020

Gerrard

An alternative term for God often used by those affiliated with Liverpool FC.

Thank Gerrard i'm not a manc!

by Rhamhoy May 22, 2009