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German class 

-Death glare -Inappropriate jokes *play girls and play boys*
-Long lectures about 's' not looking like 's'
-Your teacher leaving the room to ask the spanish teacher how you say glass in spanish
-Random stories about your teachers life in Germany
-Playing random games that have nothing to do with what your learning
-The teacher telling you that you are all going to be working at McDonalds one day
-Getting called a kitty when you say something funny
-The teacher giving you a five minute answer to a question you didnt ask
-Making animal noises for 6 minutes
-Homework being assigned for the next day but everyone know she wont check it for week but the one day you dont do it she accually checks it on the day
-Never knowing if the teacher is joking or not *laughing when she is being serious*
-Saying you hate it but in reality its one of your favorite classes
-When you start German you get a weird get to know you sheet with odd questions like 'do you were socks when you go to bed?'
-Being alone in the middle of the room and everyone else being on the side because you are the ONLY one who doesn't know what the word translates to in English
-Getting yelled for trying get a persons attention, poking someone, making eye contact, laughing when its 'inappropriate', doodling when you should be watching a video, not participating, participating and getting the answer wrong, and not doing homework
Person 1- Dont you just hate German class?

Person 2- Oh yeah its the worst

*in head NOO i LOVE THAT CLASS!

Anne- Ich Heisse Anne!

Elizabeth- WOW anne i LOVE your GERMAN CLASS SKILLS!
German class by Germanclassfreak January 25, 2010
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classic german 

Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)
Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German
classic german by Qfs January 16, 2017
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026