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German class 

-Death glare -Inappropriate jokes *play girls and play boys*
-Long lectures about 's' not looking like 's'
-Your teacher leaving the room to ask the spanish teacher how you say glass in spanish
-Random stories about your teachers life in Germany
-Playing random games that have nothing to do with what your learning
-The teacher telling you that you are all going to be working at McDonalds one day
-Getting called a kitty when you say something funny
-The teacher giving you a five minute answer to a question you didnt ask
-Making animal noises for 6 minutes
-Homework being assigned for the next day but everyone know she wont check it for week but the one day you dont do it she accually checks it on the day
-Never knowing if the teacher is joking or not *laughing when she is being serious*
-Saying you hate it but in reality its one of your favorite classes
-When you start German you get a weird get to know you sheet with odd questions like 'do you were socks when you go to bed?'
-Being alone in the middle of the room and everyone else being on the side because you are the ONLY one who doesn't know what the word translates to in English
-Getting yelled for trying get a persons attention, poking someone, making eye contact, laughing when its 'inappropriate', doodling when you should be watching a video, not participating, participating and getting the answer wrong, and not doing homework
Person 1- Dont you just hate German class?

Person 2- Oh yeah its the worst

*in head NOO i LOVE THAT CLASS!

Anne- Ich Heisse Anne!

Elizabeth- WOW anne i LOVE your GERMAN CLASS SKILLS!
German class by Germanclassfreak January 25, 2010
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classic german 

Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)
Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German
classic german by Qfs January 16, 2017
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026