The gergler is a supervillain who resides under a cliff and was given superhuman strength after eating radioactive seaweed out of Boredom. He is on the run from the police for several infractions of intoxication and involuntarily blowing up a burning building after releasing gas-like vapor from his rectum.

Help, help, help! My baby is in that burning building and the gergler is running in there with an awful odor behind his rear!

The gergler by Ulysses M January 27, 2021

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geedler

A slag for Penis

Stop playing with your geedler!

geedler by Kmorrell October 15, 2013

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Gergler

A person who makes gargling sounds with pleasure as they swallow down a large load of cum.

You should have heard this gergler as she was taking down the load I busted in her mouth.

Gergler by mdg_01 August 21, 2016

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Gerbler

Someone who inserts rodents into their rectum for sexual pleasure. Usually the animal is declawed and detoothed first to avoid injury.

I heard Richard Gere was a gerbler.

Gerbler by ShayShay Mali December 28, 2007

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gerdherher

A gerdherher is a stupid fag that thinks that he/her is gods gift on earth. They tend to be vary unintelligent and self centered :P

Man what a stupid gerdherher." " Go to hell gerdherher!

gerdherher by TylerHottNess April 23, 2011

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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