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Geometry class 

You'll be in the minority if you are good at this. Don't be surprised if you're in a class of idiots who can't put two and two together. Unless you go to Thomas Jefferson...
"Man, I hate geometry class..."
"You probably suck at it too"
Geometry class by davidcrazy101 March 28, 2015

Geometry Class 

This is where you learn about numerous boring things like SOH-CAH-TOA, the Pythagorean Theorem, and dumb ass postulates, among other things that you will have to learn throughout the year-or years of you being in geometry. It is very amusing, though. Sometimes, the girls and boys like to bring used condoms and tampons to class and drop them on her floor so they can brag that they are doing it or just got their period. Then, we get this whole BIG lecture about human sexuality, STDs, and the female reproductive system.
Teacher: "It's okay if you're having sex, but do you all have to show it, especially in Geometry Class? Can't you wait until health or something?"
Students: "Why not? We like showing off our colorful used tampons and semen-filled condoms to you."
Teacher: "You're all so sick! STDs are diseases that just keep on giving. One of my friends has genital warts. She became infertile and her husband divorced her."
Me: "Why, excuse me miss, but why are you telling your friend's business?"
Teacher: "I need my Midol!"

Geometry Class 

This class is a fucking war zone of bullshit lessons and stupid contrapositive statements, like use proper fucking english you dumbass female math teachers.
Bryant: Damn I hate Geometry class
Aidan: Yeah it's fucking stupid like me

Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class 

Code word for an orgy.
Hey are you going to Mrs. Bryant's Geometry Class later ;)

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

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