geoducker 

A usually badass person that has special permissions from the government to harvest geoducks. They live fast-lives with even faster women. They make about $5000.00 per day and geoducker poachers make up to $2 million every 2.5 years.

Hey guys, I'm a geoducker. Do you like wrestling?

geoducker by Ian C. September 25, 2005

geofucked 

In oppressive states / states with surreal performance rights (like Germany, China, Syria) videos on YouTube often get blocked. If a video is blocked for you because of your IP adress, it is geofucked.

"Hey, have you seen that Gangnam Style video?"
"Nope, it's geofucked in germany."

geofucked by alreadyBeingUsed January 18, 2013

godecker 

A man who looks like Jesus, but hung like Mary....

Man you should shoot that Godecker in the head....

godecker by GaryHatesMattSoMuch May 19, 2008

godfucker 

1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"

2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"

3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something

<example 1>
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-

<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...

<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...

Dear God....

godfucker by Vampycore May 10, 2009

Godfuckers 

Godfuckers are trollish little uneducated boors that "believe" in "god", on the basis of no evidence, statistics, or even precum.

Godfuckers are STOOPID

Godfuckers by Jacques Asse January 15, 2010

geoduck 

Innuendo used for male genitalia. Commonly used by Evergreen grads in the Pacific Northwest.

Is it low tide? 'Cause your geoduck is squirting already.

geoduck by Speedy Geoduck March 8, 2012

godfucker 

A person who abuses or refers to holy scripts and/or god(s) to promote unholy cause by finding texts in the scripts to justify aggression, abuse of power, and unwillingness to listen to reason or other opinions.
Also persons who profess that a god (Allah, Yahwe etc) has told them that they are on a mission sent by that god.

World's #1 godfucker: G.W.Bush
The world's best known godfuckers are GWB, Osama bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, Ann CDoultre.
Most evangelical Christians and neo-cons are godfuckers.

godfucker by shonny March 6, 2007