Definition- Dear friends, in honor of Kasius presenting the Destroyer of Worlds, I too, have brought a rare delicacy, for everyone's enjoyment... Fresh Xandarian snail! "Oh you are far too generous Pondarian!"
A gay cocksucker who gives straight men a financial donation for allowing the faggot to suck him off. The straight man never does anything back as far as reciprocation and either watches pussy videos or thinks of pussy while it takes place. The faggot loves having the privledge of sucking off the straight king and being able to eat the baby batter that he normally would never have the opportunity. In essance, the faggot pays for that precious straight mans baby batter. The amount of the financial donation depends on the size of the straight mans dick and how hot the straight man is but usually at least $100 for 30-60 minutes.
While in college, Greg had his own personal and generous cocksucker a/k/a "Cocksucking ATM" to earn some extra money. Greg had a big 9" dong and knew faggots would do anything to suck it. Why work at McDonald's for minimum wage when you can earn big bucks to kick back for an hour and let an expert eager cocksucker pay you to massage your fatty and extract a big load while you think and watch pussy videos. Greg thought "why waste it jerking off when I can have a faggot pay me top dollar to suck me off while I smell my girl friends panties!"
It is often the case that idiots describe themselves as 'genious' but are ironically ignorant to the fact that the word is spelt 'genius' - much to the amusement of us intelligent people.
"Like, woah, yeah man, I'm like, such a genious, dude!"
"Well, you're retarded..."
“Generous queen” is a quote from Nicki manaj’s hit tune ‘no frauds’. She refers to herself as the generous queen and proceeds to say ‘ask miss Ellen’. The generous queen doesn’t have to actually be generous, just a bad ass bitch whom we all love.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!